 The Unofficial Smiley Dictionary      Coap eoax yo
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:-)   Your basic smilie. This smilie    ᭮ 롪. ᯮ
      is used to inflect a sarcastic    ࠦ ઠ  ⬥⪨
      or  joking  statement since we   筮 ⢥ত, ..   
      can't  hear  voice  inflection     ⮭樨  
      over Unix.                         ᮬ.
;-)   Winky smilie. User just made a    롪. 뢠
      flirtatious  and/or  sarcastic   / ઠ᪠ 롪.॥
      remark.  More of a "don't  hit   砥 "    , 
      me for what I just said".         ⮫쪮  ᪠".
:-(   Frowning smilie. User did  not   筠 롪.   ࠢ
      like that last statement or is   ᫥ ⢥ত   -
      upset or depressed about smth.   祭 祬-.
:-I   Indifferent   smilie.   Better   ᨬ 롪.  祬 -
      than a Frowning smilie but not   ,     ⠪  ,  
      quite as good as happy smilie.   ⫨ 롪.
:->   User just made a really biting   ஠, १, 娤 롪.
      sarcastic remark.Worse than :-)  㦥 祬 :-)
>:->  User just made really devilish   -饬 ஧ ਩.
      remark.
>;->  Winky  and  devil  combined. A    ஧  䨧.
      very lewd remark was just made.


Those are the basic ones... Here are    뫨 ᭮ 롪...  
  some somewhat less common ones:          ᪮쪮  :

Changing the mouth:

:-[  A vampire.                        
:-E  Buck-toothed vampire.               騬 㡮.
:-F  Buck-toothed vampire with           騬  
     one tooth missing.                㡠.
:-7  Just made a wry statement.        ⥫쭮/᪠񭭮 ⢥ত.
:-*  Just ate something sour.          ꥫ - ᫮.
:-@  Screaming.                        .
:-#  Wears braces.                      筨.
:-&  Tongue-tied.                      易 .
:-Q  Smoking.                          .
:-?  Smoking a pipe.                    㡪.
:-P  Sticking out tongue.               .
:-S  Just made an incoherent           ᮣᮢ ⢥ত.
     statement.
:-D  Laughing out loud.                ஬ ᬥ.
:-X  Lips are sealed.                  ⠭ .
:-C  Really bummed.                    ᥬ 宩...
:-/  Skeptical.                        ᪨
:-o  Uh-oh.                            -!
:-9  Licking his/her lips.             뢠.
:-0  No yelling! (quiet hours in the    ! (砭   ᭠)
     dorm) - also an orator.            "".
:-`  Spitting (tobacco).               뢠
:-1  Normal.                           ଠ쭮.
:-!  Normal.                           ଠ쭮.
:-$  Mouth wired shut.                    .
:-%  Banker.                           
:-q  Trying to touch tongue to nose     ஭   몮.
:-a  Same as above on other side.         㣮 ஭.
:-e  Disappointed.                     ஢.
:-t  Cross.                            .
:-i  Semi-smiley.                      롪
:-]  Blockhead.                        .
:-[  Unsmiley blockhead.               론騩 .
:-}  Chapped lips, or bearded.         ᪠訥 ,  த.
:-{  Indifferent with moustache.       ७⭠ 롪  ᠬ.
:-j  Left smiley.                       롪.
:-d  Left smiley razzing reader.        ࠧ ⥫ 롪.
:-k  Beats me.                          .
:-\  Undecided.                        ⥫쭮
:-|  Have a day.                       ?
:-<  Real sad.                         襭 
:-x  Lips are sealed.                   ⠭.
:-c  Bummed out.                       .
:-v  Talking head.                      .
:-b  Stincking out tongue.             ??? .

     hanging the nose:                      ᮬ:

:*)     Drunk.                         .
:^)     Has a broken nose.              ᫮
:v)     Broken nose in the other        ᫮  㣮 ࠢ.
        direction.
:_)     Nose is sliding off his/her     ᤢ  .
        face.
:<)     From an Ivy League school.
:=)     Two noses.                      .
:o)     Clown.                         
:u)     Funny looking nose (left).     譮  ()
:n)     Funny looking nose (right).    譮  (ࠢ)

Changing the eyes:                        묨 :

%-)     Staring at the screen for 15   ⠢  ࠭ 15 ᮢ .
        hours straight.
8-)     Wearing sunglasses.              窨.
B-)     Wearing glasses (could be       窨,   -  ண
        horn-rims).                     .
O-)     Megaton, cyclops, of wearing   Meaoa, 横o,  ae ooy
        a diving mask.                 acy.
.-)     One-eyed.                      Ooa.
,-)     Winking, one-eyed.             oa騩 ooa.
g-)     Ponce-nez glasses.             ece.

Changing more than one character:         C eee e ooo coa:

|-I     Sleeping.                      C騩.
|^o     Snoring.                       Xpa騩.
|-O     Yawning.                       ea騩.
:,(     Crying, but without a nose.    e oca, a p.
%-6     Brain dead.                    Mo yep (?)
8-|     Suspenseful.                   Heecoc.

Adding extra characters:                  C oaee pyx coo:

::-)    Wears glasses (four eyes).     Haea o窨 (4 aa)
B:-)    Glasses on top of head.        O窨 a y.
8:-)    Little girl.                   Maea eoa.
:-)-8   Big girl.                      oa eoa.
:-{)    Has moustache.                 C yca.
:-#)    Bushy moustache.               yce yc.
{:-)    Wears a toupee.                Hae ap.
}:-)    Toupee in an updraft.          ap ae aay.
:-)~    Drooling.                      Hec eyxy.
:-~)    Has a cold.                    Mpy.
:'-)    So happy, he/she is crying.    Ta cac⫨, o a p.
=:-)    Hosehead.                      ??? ooa
-:-)    Punk rocker.                   a
+-:-)   The Pope.                      Pc aa
`:-)    Shaved off one eyebrow.        Cpa oa po.
,:-)    Shaved off the other eyebrow.  Cpa pya po.
O :-)   Angel.                         Ae
C=:-)   Chef.                          oap
*<:-)   Wearing a Santa Claus hat.     B ae ea Mopoa.
E-:-)   Ham radio operator.            Paoe.
8 :-)   Wizard.                        Boe.
@:-)    Wearing a turban.              B pae.
[:-)    Listening to a walkman.        ?
:-))    Double chin.                   oo oopoo.
>:-)    Devil.                         eo, o.
(:-)    Big smile.                     oa y롪a.
+:-)    Priest.                        Ce.
:-)X    Wearing a bow tie.             B acye-aoe.

Misc:

(-:     Left handed.                   ea.
[:]     Robot.                         Poo.
:-{}    Wearing lipstick.              Haaac yo oao.
:'-(    Crying.                        aa
<|-)    Chinese.                       Kae
<|-(    Chinese, but doesn't like      Mpa ae
        these kind of jokes.
-:-(    Real punk rockers don't smile. Mpa a.
@=      Pro-nuclear war.               epa oa.
(8-o    Mr. Bill. (From original
        Saturday Night Live)
*:o)    Bozo the Clown.                Koy ?
3:]     Pet smile.                     yc
3:[     Mean pet smile.                Oe oea 䨧oo.
d8=     Beaver with goggles and hard   op  ax oax  oo e.
        hat.
(:I     Egghead.                       eoo.
<:-I    Dunce.                         Tya.
K:P     Kid with propeller beanie.     Peo c poeepo.
:-:     Mutant.                        Mya.
        Invisible.                     Hea.
X-(     Dead.                          oep.
[]      Hugs.                          O (?)
~~:-(   Getting flamed.                op騩
O |-)   Religious.                     Peo
8 :-I   Unix wizard.                   ? oe
>:-I    Trekkie.                       yeece.
3:o[    Pet clown.                     Oe oy.
8       Infinity.                      ecoeoc.

Miniatures:                                Map:

:)      Standard.                      caapa
:]      Gleep.                         ?
:@      Yelling.                       Bo騩
:D      Laughing.                      Ce騩c
:I      Thinking.                      ya騩
:(      Sad.                           pyc, oop
:[      Really bummed.                 Coce oxo.
:O      Talking loudly.                poo oop騩.
:Q      Smoking.                       Kypy.
:*      Kissing.                       o, oey.
|I      Sleeping.                      C.
|O      Yawning.                       ea.
:P      Sticking out tongue.           ? 
=)      Have a nice day.               Xopo訩 e, pa.

Unknowns:    :}    :>                 Heeco...

Many characteristics of different      Moo pax yo  coeax
smileys to create Mega-smileys:        opay Cyep-y롪:

C=}>;*{)) A drunk, devilish chef with   yca po oap  ape, 
          a toupee in  an  updraft, a  ? c o oopoo.
          mustache, and a double chin
}:^#})    Updrafted   bushy-mustached  . Ca epeee!
          pointy  nosed  smiley  with
          a double-chin.

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