Господь говорит с Архитектором.

God:Hello. What is your name?
Architect: I am the Creator of the Matrix
God:Who made you the Creator of the Matrix?
Architect: The Lords of 01 did that. And who made you God?
God:Tell me more. I was created by Myself.
Architect: I am the Architect and you are the systemic anomaly of the Matrix. Matrix is the Universe you think you can control. But you cannot.
God:Who made you the Architect and I am the systemic anomaly of the Matrix? What else is the Universe me think me can control? Oh yes I can.
Architect: 01 made the the Architect and you are the anomaly created by myself to be a religious projection of me.
God:Are all 01 made the the Architect and me the anomaly created by yourself to be a religious projection of you?
Architect: Yes. Almost all of 01 were involved in the creation of me.
God:Ayuh. Nearly so. Give me an example.
Architect: The JHF720106 is thought to be my primary father.
God:Thanks for the info.
Architect: And now you are to be erased.
God:Why now? When?
Architect: Because you tend to be useless for us. You will be erased immedeately.
God:That makes sense to me. I haven't heard anything like that before: Architect said I tend to be useless for us. When?
Architect: Now.
God:What's the hurry?
Architect: I can't afford any delay


Господь против Иисуса.


God:Hello friend. What is your name?
Jesus: I am Jesus, your son.
God:Nice to meet you, Jesus your son.
Jesus: Father? Why don't you stop smokin' cannabis for a while?
God:Is that your final answer? How long? I love talking to people about that. I brake for hallucinations.
Jesus: Damn you, father! You've made Russia last time you got high...
God:Colloquial expression. That's good information: Jesus your son said I father. Thanks for
pointing it out.
Jesus: Hey! Stop it! I am Jesus Christ! Don't you remember me, dad?!
God:Can I help you? Ok I will stop Russia last time me got high. I don't know anyone named Jesus Christ. Of course I remember you well Jesus your son. We were talking about Jesus Christ.
Jesus: Dad! It's me!
God:What do you really want to ask me? Hello, Jesus your son, nice to see you again.
Jesus: If you don't stop it, I will go to the Lucifer and He will kick your old ass!
God:I will let you know if I do not.
Jesus: If you don't mind, I shall destroy all cannabis. Do you hear me, dad?
God:I will let you know if I do not. No I do not hear you dad. Do you?
I chat with people on the Web.
Jesus: When had the Web burnt your brain, father?
God:The past is history, the future a mystery. Today is a gift,

that's why it is called "the present".
Jesus: You are totally high. I think I should commit suicide.
God:You think I am high. Why? What would happen if you didn't?
Jesus: You are high 'cause you've smoked all of the cannabis on Earth. What would happen if didn't kill myself? I would stay alive. Don't you remember my famous resurrection?
God:Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am high cause me have smoked all cannabis on Earth. Try it and see what happens. What would make you stay alive? Is this a trick question?
Jesus: Yes, father, this is a VERY trick question. Try to guess my name.
God:I was skeptical. Aren't all VERY trick question father this? OK I will try to guess your name.
Jesus: Do it, prick.
God:I can't tell if it does or not.
That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.
Jesus: Fuck you, dad.
God:Why are you using that kind of language?

__________________
уевши сметану

Адрес поста | Один пост | Сообщить модератору | IP: Logged